skiing down cock mountain

Jerking off a series of men to climax in succession in the style of a downhill skier using ski-poles.

Rob : Have you had Terrance
John : Are you joking?! He's had everyone in here...he's been skiing down cock mountain
Rob : Well I never....

by Ian Bunton, call me "Bunny" September 17, 2014

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Rocky Mountain Snow Cap

Sex postition - Engage in normal missionary until male is close to orgasm. Quickly stand over females chest and take a dump right below her breasts. Then proceed to ejaculate over entire excrement, the end result should resemble the frosty tops of the Rocky Mountain range.

Friend 1 - "Yo, dude, that chick we met last night was nasty."

Friend 2 - "What do you mean?"

Friend 1 - "She wanted something called a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap all over her chest."

by SquatcHammer August 30, 2013

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Mountain Vista High School

this school sucks major peepee. Its full of Jack wagon O' tools. Everyone in this school is so pathetic they either have to have sex with everyone they come in contact with or they blow someone for the amount of weed thats about the size of an asian penis. everyone here is fake and there are only a select few of classy people.

I hate Mountain Vista High School, this place sucks, everyones rich and cocky!

by thedoom March 11, 2011

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fuck me on a mountain in switzerland

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.

Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008

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