Week's Mom

A woman so incredibly fat you can't tell if she is kneeling, standing, or jumping up and down.

On a ggood day, you can almost see across Week's Mom

by I. R. Mullins May 7, 2004

Chris' Mom

Will bake you Cookies, if you treat her right. She is a mother by day but a street walker by night!

Man these Cookies from Chris' Mom are tasty....

by agentbubba January 16, 2012

Mom Language

Mom Language (Or Mommy Language, Mama Language, etc.) is a language that only mothers speak. Mothers, as we all know, ALWAYS have a ton on their mind, so they don't always remember things that they don't need to remember. So those that have none of importance just exit their brains.

Skin pants are those skin-tight pants that emo or goth people often wear.

A Chumbra would be a taquito, those tortillas filled with meat and that kinda stuff.

MANYYYYY other terms from the Mom Language.

by I'm amazing. Don't deny it. June 28, 2009

Caleb's Mom

The whorest of whores, the chicken of the sea, the nastiest of hoes. It's like clam chowder and regret between her legs.

Everyone has a turn with Caleb's Mom and always needs a test after!

by DuckDingeon March 5, 2020

Soccer Mom

A woman who only lets her kids listen to educational music and causes traffic jams at the local elementary school because they want to make sure their "perfect children" don't get hurt or killed while walking 10 feet to get to the door. Her kids are spoiled brats and act like the little shits they are in public. Soccer moms generally don't have a job, bleach their hair, and drive luxury mini vans. They're referred to as trophy wives as they wear tons of makeup and get their hair bleached once a week to make regular moms like mine feel bad. They don't let their kids use the internet because it's "violent" and "sexual", the kids can only watch PG and G rated movies, and play Minecraft for a video game.

Me: *Listening to Nicki Minaj
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT OFF, MY PRECIOUS BABY DOESN'T NEED TO HERE THAT!!
Me: *Turns it up
Soccer Mom: If you don't turn that off, I'm calling the police
Me: Bitch, shut the fuck up ya nigga!

by Failurebitch May 29, 2018

Mom hot

Soft around the edges, with extra weight in the right areas and giving off a, "I know how to take care of you" vibe.

Most MILFs are mom hot because having kids increases their bust and hips. These new enhanced curves and increased nurturing disposition brings out strong primitive response in most men.

Term can also be used to describe most MINAs (Mother In Need of Attention).

by Pointer of the Obvious October 30, 2009

stalker mom

A play on "soccer mom" -- a mom who has become obsessed with "friending" her kids' friends on Facebook, and who compulsively checks and comments on their status updates.

Your mom's constantly stalking my Facebook -- she's a total stalker mom!"

by crewkalicious September 1, 2009