Mom Language

Mom Language (Or Mommy Language, Mama Language, etc.) is a language that only mothers speak. Mothers, as we all know, ALWAYS have a ton on their mind, so they don't always remember things that they don't need to remember. So those that have none of importance just exit their brains.

Skin pants are those skin-tight pants that emo or goth people often wear.

A Chumbra would be a taquito, those tortillas filled with meat and that kinda stuff.

MANYYYYY other terms from the Mom Language.

by I'm amazing. Don't deny it. June 29, 2009

Caleb's Mom

The whorest of whores, the chicken of the sea, the nastiest of hoes. It's like clam chowder and regret between her legs.

Everyone has a turn with Caleb's Mom and always needs a test after!

by DuckDingeon March 05, 2020

Chris' Mom

Will bake you Cookies, if you treat her right. She is a mother by day but a street walker by night!

Man these Cookies from Chris' Mom are tasty....

by agentbubba January 12, 2012

Week's Mom

A woman so incredibly fat you can't tell if she is kneeling, standing, or jumping up and down.

On a ggood day, you can almost see across Week's Mom

by I. R. Mullins May 07, 2004

cookie mom

Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.

(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*

by observant teenager March 06, 2009

Mom hot

Soft around the edges, with extra weight in the right areas and giving off a, "I know how to take care of you" vibe.

Most MILFs are mom hot because having kids increases their bust and hips. These new enhanced curves and increased nurturing disposition brings out strong primitive response in most men.

Term can also be used to describe most MINAs (Mother In Need of Attention).

by Pointer of the Obvious October 30, 2009

stalker mom

A play on "soccer mom" -- a mom who has become obsessed with "friending" her kids' friends on Facebook, and who compulsively checks and comments on their status updates.

Your mom's constantly stalking my Facebook -- she's a total stalker mom!"

by crewkalicious September 01, 2009