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Log drifter

A fart that passes past a log in your anus that's extra stank.
Jose fell out due to the log drifter I sent out. Wonder if he can taste it?
by Deadcell13 November 23, 2013
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Jet log

To the chagrin of Jason, Mike dropped a massive jet log because he couldn't wait for the plane to land.
by keepinitgiebel July 6, 2022
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log-rolling

An extreme version of Coal-Rolling, but instead you find a group of liberals in a public place or a group of people with an opposing political view. You then commence defecating in your own pants. This is then followed by a joke of some sort usually pointing out that the act was a display of freedom. e.g. "What's that you think you smell?... That's the smell of FREEDOM!"
Hey, I went log-rolling on a bunch of guys in the lobby. It was so funny, but I have to go shower now.
by leequidbeef September 26, 2014
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ghost logging

Its when you play DayZ, and log off in the middle of a fight, generally when in cover so the other player is still hunting for you, but wil never find you
(player 1 and his friend see player 2, and starts shooting)
(player 2 jumps behind a rock and logs off)
player 1: "Come on out!"
player 1's friend: "Don't bother, he's ghost logging"
by Blazingscout April 12, 2014
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Log

by chungusblaster69 June 3, 2023
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When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023
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white Christmas log

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022
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