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Log Edging

1) Trying to shit yourself slowly.
2) A wooden style boundary system for a garden.
1) I was bored in the garden so I tried my hand at log edging. My wife was not very pleased with the final result.
by Happy Gardener March 19, 2025
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Bisto Log

A long dark beefy coloured shit. Upon standing from its birthing, the smell immediately shoot’s up the nose and into the sinuses.
The highlight of Johnnie’s hangover was the birthing of a great bisto log.
by Beardedbutcher December 12, 2022
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log

A derogatory Used when a person leaves or ragequits when they're being mopped in a baddies roblox game.
P1: is about to catch and mop P2
P2 wards it off by mopping P1 back
P1: logs
P2: HAH SHE LOGGED
by wnixihwdbuwdinwdojwdjo April 15, 2025
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Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022
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Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth.
I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.
by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023
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Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates
by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019
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cream log

I could really use some high fructose corn syrup right now. Do you have any cream logs?
by KingCraborNo? November 2, 2015
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