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keeping up with the gavs

name a more iconic trio. ill wait.
person: omg its keeping up with the gavs!
by kuwtg April 6, 2017
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the poop keeps it whar it is

An absurd response to any statement or declaration, particularly those which indicate some degree of pride or satisfaction.

First seen in the Family Circus parody site in which humorous captions are substituted for the normal ones; the cartoon was of Jeffy fishing and fantasizing about riding atop a giant fish that he had caught. The idea was apparently that the fish's poop was keeping it in place, and the "whar" was included to lend it a maritime flavor.
A: So Jessica and I went out Friday night, and we had the best time! First we went over to Jon's house, and--
B: The poop keeps it whar it is.
by Don Pratt February 2, 2004
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the kiss that keeps on kissing

The kiss that keeps on kissing is also known as herpes.
Herpes. The kiss that keeps on kissing.
by Fearman May 24, 2008
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Not that I'm keeping track, but....

An excuse to be a jerk and tell everyone what you really think without saying it outright.
Not that I'm keeping track, but....that's the third time you've come into work late.
by CaliScott January 11, 2011
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keeping it in the family

Keeping it in the family is when a girl or guy dates someone, breaks up with that person, and subsequently dates someone related to the first person. Keeping it in the family originates from an expression that involves not letting an issue out of the borders of family knowledge, and so by dating someone else in the family, the subject is "keeping it in the family".
Reid : Man Karlson, isn't it weird that after you rejected her, morgan went for your brother?
Karlson : No way man, she's just keeping it in the family.
by Krackle'ackin December 14, 2011
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keepin' it one hunad

The new form of "keeping it real." The "one hunad" is short for "one-hundred percent." Pronounced (hun-nud).
Guy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Guy 2: Nothin much man. You know, just been keepin' it one hunad.
by toddglass'_auful_prankshow March 17, 2010
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Booty Keeper

One who guards the doings of another friend, who makes sure that that friend does not make a stupid drunk mistake...ie beer googles, one night-stand.
I am Jen's booty keeper tomorrow night.
by STLBAS May 8, 2009
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