On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.

J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."

by Derpinmerpin January 19, 2025

jess wilkinson

an absolute fucking legend

jess wilkinson?????? yeah. legend.

by yer feckin mam May 21, 2022

Jesse+averee= new child

Averee got prego from daddy jesse 👅 💦

Damn Jesse+averee= new child🤣🤣🤣

by Mark claiminding April 18, 2019

No Jess Sunday

No Jess Sunday is when you block every Jessica you know and get a rest of her.

Person 1: Dude Jess texted me
Person 2: WHAT? Bro block her
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's No Jess Sunday!! \
Person 1: OMG YOUR RIGHT

by SundaysAreAwesome May 09, 2021

Jesse and Olivia

Jesse and Olivia is a match made to be real.

Jesse and Olivia are dating

by iLOVEMYBAOAJESSE November 06, 2021

Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 07, 2020

Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 07, 2020