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Jake Hawkins

Fat Gay horny sexy pest who watches gay porn on the daily and fucks dead swans
guy 1: who are you?
Jake Hawkins: Iโ€™m the fat greasy swan fucker
by Fsquared June 6, 2022
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Jake

The most bad ass cool ass man you ever see he has lots of cool thingand is cracked in every game
by Kaboom man June 8, 2022
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Jaehyun

He's an NCT JAEHYUN.
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Jake-Face

A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.

A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!

If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.

But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"

Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"

Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."

Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"
by Captain fantastic. July 7, 2022
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Jake Lockley

Jake Lockley is an alter of the DID System that is often called the " Moon Knight System" or the "Moon System".
Jake Lockley, Marc Spector and Steven Grant (depending on which comic or if we're talking about the TV show "Moon Knight", Mr. Knight and Moon Knight too) are members of that system.

In the comics Jake Lockley is known for his friendship with Gena Landers and Bertrand Crawley, but even more so for his flat cap and fake moustache.

In the TV show, Jake Lockley has made an appearance in the post-credit scene. It is also known that it was Jake who was trapped in the other sarcophagus in the end of episode 4.

It was also Jake Lockley in the beginning of episode 5 during the "therapy session" with "Doctor" Harrow and the one who said "And as tempting it is to accept your diagnosis, Doc..." in the end of episode 6.
Jake Lockley was fronting several times in episode 3 and episode 6.
Jake Lockley is not evil. She will simply do anything to protect Steven and Marc and make sure they're safe.
Jake Lockley is the most precious soul.
Jake Lockley is amazing and she deserves to be happy.

Jake Lockley uses any pronouns, but prefers she/her pronouns.
by Hell's Vigilante August 15, 2022
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Jake

Probably Some Dude Playing royal high who is OBVIOUSLY named Jake (in the game)
All the Girls will get him. Of course most of them will try and get them By doing crappy Acts to get him.
In Royal High
Jake: Does nothing
Royale high swarm of girls: ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ โ™€๏ธ
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Jake Economou

Jake Economou is an individual who is on the larger scale in comparison to the average human. Jake Economou's usually enjoy eating lots of food and are quite obese. Usually Jake can be witnessed doing sports such as discuss, shotput, and even eating competitions.
Woah that guy's so fucking fat his name must be Jake Economou
by Mia Economou September 4, 2022
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