by -anonymous15 October 27, 2019
Get the Italian dip mug.I was eating her out while she was having a full tuna sandwich, as opposed to a Panera "Half-sandwich half soup" and that's what I call an Italian Christmas
by SpaceZambonie November 10, 2020
Get the Italian Christmas mug.An act during sex, in which a woman eats a strict diet of her own hair for one day the night before, and then pulls it out of her asshole and into her partners mouth; the shitty hair looks like a brown fondue.
by anonymous February 4, 2021
Get the Italian Fondue mug.Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.
He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
by LibnLou February 22, 2021
Get the Back alley Italian mug.When a fat Italian man stick his dick in bread and forces a degenerate to eat it. Yeah, the whole dick.
Fat Italian fag:You should've had your money ready for collecting, now you have to give me an Italian sandwich
Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!
Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!
by Ivan_Al_No_Handy April 8, 2021
Get the Italian Sandwich mug.Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
by Tyris9 April 9, 2021
Get the Italian Heart-Attack mug.The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti
by Bob1279 April 12, 2021
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