iron cello

A variation on the donkey punch, utilizing a baseball bat in place of the traditional fist.
Girl: "I woke up with a terrible migraine and a sore ass. I think someone did the iron cello on me last night."
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Forged In Iron

A subset of the Ironman player base in hypixel skyblock, often known for their extremely racist and offensive personalities, and trying to be “edgy.” Originally started by Bonkulous, this guild quickly turned into a shithole of racism and prejudice. Going from a mildly welcoming community to a congregation of self proclaimed “edge lords”
Woah did you know that guy is from Forged in Iron?
Holy shit, no wonder he’s such a dickhead!
by FunnyMogus November 15, 2023
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Heme Iron

Iron that is easily absorbed into the bloodstream in comparison to Non- Heme Iron. It can be found in certain meats such as chicken, beef, ham, duck, lamb etc. In terms of poultry, the darker the meat then the larger quantities of Iron there will be.
Heme Iron is easily absorbed in the bloodstream, so if your concerned about receiving ample quantities of Iron in your daily diet, then red meats are your best bet.
by UltimateDoge September 01, 2022
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Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation
Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!
by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025
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Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.
Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!
by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025
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iron midget

a hot midget who wrestles day in and day out gets the girls and the money
man i wish i was an iron midget
by iron midget March 30, 2009
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Non-Heme Iron

Iron which isn't as easily absorbed In the bloodstream as Heme Iron and is generally found in plant based foods such as lentils, nuts, seeds, beans, spinach and potatoes with skin. You may also find Non-Heme Iron in fortified breakfast cereals.
Non-Heme Iron doesn't absorb as easily as Heme Iron, so you're best off recieving your daily dose of Iron from meats (particularly red meat) if you're concerned with your daily Iron intake.
by UltimateDoge September 01, 2022
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