When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep
by Dong Jesus April 19, 2020
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After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
by geminate June 8, 2024
Get the bed burger mug.A bunk-bed kid is a kid who grew up sleeping in a bunk bed to themselves and had nobody to share it with.
by What Does This Word Mean? February 19, 2023
Get the Bunk-Bed Kid mug.Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?
by marconorman97 May 16, 2016
Get the moist the bed mug.A Minecraft minigame based on Egg Wars in which players have to collect resources, get protection, defend the bed on their island, and eliminate other players. Each team/player (depending on if you are playing solo or in a team) has a bed as their respawn anchor, but once it's destroyed, they can no longer respawn after they die. The goal of the game is to be the last player/team standing.
by Aheedude June 19, 2025
Get the Bed Wars mug.by HS----8 March 11, 2017
Get the Breakfast in bed mug.“Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”
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