On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Sometimes it happens, you’re holding your phone above your face and then you suddenly drop it on your face. Your phone often hits your nose since it’s centered on your face. Sometimes you’re just having a bad day.
*About to take a picture* And your phone drops on your head. ”Oucch my nose! It must be my unlucky day, must be the International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day”
by A Croatian Dude July 22, 2019

October 8th is international pee day. Everyone shall wingle they're wieners around while pissing on October 8th
Celebrated every year on October 8th, it's a day dedicated to honoring the simple joy and relief of taking a really satisfying pee.
Example: “Bro, I drank like four energy drinks and held it for two hours. When I finally went, it felt like International Pee Day.”
Example: “Bro, I drank like four energy drinks and held it for two hours. When I finally went, it felt like International Pee Day.”
by VenusSickly July 31, 2025

by thygoat May 26, 2018

In the beginning of days, there was Cats.
the Cats were crazy, but smart crazy, they developed a secret society with their own language.
That language is "Meow International" since then the language spread internationally and now every cat on Earth speak that language, it became the standard language among cat and the only acceptable one.
the Cats were crazy, but smart crazy, they developed a secret society with their own language.
That language is "Meow International" since then the language spread internationally and now every cat on Earth speak that language, it became the standard language among cat and the only acceptable one.
by Jigs6w February 4, 2024

For your friends who are too tall for 'National throw short people day' but still wanna throw them without their permission. On July 29th, you're able to throw anyone who's 5'6 1/2 or shorter
Let throw them kinda tall but not that tall bitches cuz it's International throw kinda tall people day
by Shit Of The Stain October 14, 2021
