In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.
After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.
Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
by Slutstopper January 15, 2024
Get the weiner hogmug. A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
by deepspace10 November 30, 2010
Get the closet hogmug. by Hogworks February 5, 2024
Get the hog nailsmug. by Koliv_ April 2, 2022
Get the Hog Ridaamug. do something completely or thoroughly.
by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025
Get the go whole hogmug. When you porkin that bitch (lil miss piggy) giving her that good dick. 100% putting that pig in the blanket making her pass tf out. S/O them Hughes Boys.
I went out to the club and saw this fine bitch, I took her home and got to hog porkin’ ... Oscar Meyer Style .. YA HERD!!!
by Philly2Miami April 16, 2020
Get the Hog Porkin’mug. by honk it, girl June 25, 2022
Get the hog citymug.