OH MY GOAT

for those who dont like to blaspheme
basically means oh my god, but cleaner!!
said in exclamation, like janice in friends

OH MY GOAT!!!! look what a great definition i rote

by Steph May 31, 2004

Billy Goat's Gruff

English rhyming slang for muff aka pussy, female genital region.

Eat some billy goats gruff

by bigrattus November 21, 2003

Mexican Billy Goat

Verb. The act of cradling a males balls and jerking him off as his shit runs smoothly down your chin.

This morning, Kelly had shit all over her chin. She must of have given a Mexican Billy Goat to Louis last night.

males jerking off balls shit Mexican Billy Goat

by K-Fed 13 March 17, 2010

goat me up

to turn one into a goat 0R to to smother someone in goat cheese.

DEFINITION 1: "Im not very happy with my life as a human. I wish I was a goat. They seem to be content with their mello lives. Can you goat me up?" said Bill
"Sure Bill!" said Fred.

DEFINITION 2: I always asked my frat bros if they could goat me up. I always liked the feeling of goat cheese on my skin.

by gotgoats?321 April 16, 2010

Totes ma goats

An expression of utmost agree-ance.

A fun way of saying 'yes'.

"Fiona is such a babe!"
"Totes ma goats, brother"

"Wanna go to the beach?"
"Totes ma goats."

by AppleSauce March 11, 2012

son of a motherless goat

A universal ethnic slur. If you don't know what the derogatory phrase is for a race you can use this as a substitute.

Booger snatchers! That son of a motherless goat won't even get to first base.

by MrMe May 28, 2004

da goat no cap

an Instagram meme started in rappers comment sections by prodbyzaqq on IG.

Drake da 🐐 no 🧢.

Snoop Dogg da 🐐 no 🧢

Yeah he really da goat no cap

by lilzaqq October 19, 2021