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Evan

by Chefeverything May 31, 2022
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Evan Carroll

One who gets 0 play from any female whatsoever.
Evan Carroll doesn’t get any bitches, he gets 0 play.
by FuturexChrisBrown December 13, 2021
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Evan

If you meet an Evan, do NOT let him go. Not only are Evans one of the most handsome species to exist on this planet, but they also have unique personalities. They are incredibly genuine— the realest you’ll ever meet and always have good intentions. Evans are also very responsible and really have their shit together. They are undoubtedly loyal and are a reliable student, friend, and significant other. They’re very rational and because their logic overrides their emotions, they are very patient. If you put an Evan in a difficult or frustrating situation, he’ll stay calm and composed. And if you’re lucky enough to be in the arms of an Evan, he’ll make you feel safe and cared for. Moreover, Evans aren’t afraid to show their goofy side and have an amazing sense of humor. Evans are a keeper, no cap!!!
Who are you dating?! He’s handsome, sweet, and doesn’t seem like a fuckboy”
“Yeah he’s not. I’m so lucky aren’t I?”
“Wow I’m so jealous, let me guess his name. Is it Evan?”
“Omg yeah, how’d you know?”
“He gives me Evan vibes, I knew it!”
by grapeg1rl February 19, 2020
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Evan

Did u see that Evan over there hes a furry who likes men
by Ofnebwb iej March 25, 2022
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my loml evan

someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.
them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan
by love u xoxo December 21, 2020
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Talk Evan to Me

Using "Bro" Speak in normal everyday sentences - including phrases such as "Fo Sho," "O Nice," "Legit," "Wicked Cool," among others.
by gigiA2 November 25, 2010
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