earthquakingly funny

when something is so funny you start shaking due laughter

that joke was earthquakingly funny
or
im literally earthquaking that joke was so funny

by camelchameau July 1, 2023

Earth Shaking

When someone is so busy doing something that is not important versus doing something that is important

What is so earth shaking that you can’t call me right now?

by Beaverdammit August 4, 2023

Earth

Big round ball infested with termites (us)

I licked the earth

by Someone not me September 9, 2023

Earthing

Another word for pooping, because earth is a synonym of dirt, which is typically brown.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me earthing earlier and now she won't look at me.

Guy 2: I'm sorry for you, bro. Maybe you should earth with the door shut next time.

by miyumyau October 4, 2023

Earthling

A fan of Melanie Martinez’s new form. A name to replace the term “Crybaby” That’s also used for a Melanie Martinez fan.

“Oh my god, I love Melanie’s new album PORTALS. I’m a huge earthling!”

“Same!”

by Biggest Nymph! >_< October 5, 2023

Eartears

When a woman experiences such intense orgasms that she tears up and they flow into her ears, she produces "ear tears."

I made her cum so hard that she had tears in her ears. Aka EarTears

by Professor Jonathan October 11, 2023

earthily

big gay

that guy is so earthily

by monkey1717171717 October 21, 2023