bag of douche

A clever way to call someone a douche bag.

Guy 1: Dude that guy is a douche bag.
Guy 2: No better yet he is a bag of douche.

by The Aud Man April 26, 2006

Petri Douche

Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.

A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.

Oh hell no I'm not going to Wetherspoons, that place is a petri douche!

Or: urgh why would you want to go to Las Vegas, that place is such a petri douche.

by ameribrit January 10, 2011

Douche Rag

A female version of a “Douche Bag”
Douche Rag, one who, interacts with, congregates with, hangs with, keeps in company with, has sleazy intimate relations with, act like, dresses like, drink with, hair gels with, a Douche Bag.

A 'Douche Rag' likes to chew gum, smoke cigs and wear giant loopy earring’s all at the same time… Lots of perfume and lipstick with f#ck me pumps and a mini. My best friend slept with my X. She’s hanging around the guy who took his shirt off at the party. She’s upstairs doing coke. Blames the alcohol for lude behavior. Likes Asian letter tattoos on Douche bags left arm not right. Two drinks and your baby sitting a very likely back ally blowjob.

by WilliamFuentes December 21, 2008

douche head

Someone who's head looks like a douche.
Can also be someone who has an incredibly ugly face or head.

Sythe says:
fuck
Sythe says:
now i have to define splork
Sythe says:
NOOOO
Alexander Mickhail says:
:P
Sythe says:
some douche head has defined it for me

by sythe February 12, 2005

Douche Cake

One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.

Your such a douche cake

by Sean Wynne February 28, 2005

douche bag

this species of male can usually be found wearing jeans and sandles in winter. you can usually spot them by there coats, which can consist of a pink shirt or a t-shirt with a witty saying on it. some unusually colorful douche bags have their collars popped up high to attract the attention of unintelligent females. can also be found playin a garth brooks album followed by 50 cent "up in the club"

only girls wear pink you douche bag.

look at these douche bags.

by scintifek9 December 28, 2005

Douche Monkey

Anything you want it to mean there is no real definition but most of the time it is an insult

Man your a Douche Monkey

by Plead for Insanity June 12, 2004