Donkey doodle

A turd that just specifically stands out from other dookies you’ve produced before.

Girlfriend; your farts don’t even smell that bad
Boyfriend; that’s not true, not when I take a donkey doodle.

by Rentmore March 20, 2023

horrible donkey

The act of blowing all the snot out of your nose and just letting it sit there.

I was hiking and didn't have a tissue, so I just did a Horrible Donkey.

by Cherylla Kay March 08, 2013

chowder donkey

Is a short pudgy troll looking person. Has a body that resembles a pubescent boy. Lives off a steady diet of processed garbage, and will steal co -.workers parking spots just because to goddamn lazy to walk. Quoted as saying ill do as little as possible just enough to keep my job.

That chowder donkey stole my damn parking spot again at work.

by luigi gnome October 28, 2013

donkey crook

best person ever,youre shmoop,kinda person youd give an egg to or get spam single from,an angel or perfect being,beautiful cool chick

my donkey crook keeps pinchin me and took my wallet

by mr potato shmoop October 12, 2009

donkey disnogafa

a word used to randomly interject into a dead coversation.

origin: unknown, means nothing but sounds weird

1(during silent elevator trip)
Guy: "DONKEY DISNOGAFA"
Everyone else: get off at the next floor just to get away from him

2 You're a little donkey disnogafa

by Fluffy McNubNubs January 10, 2008

Donkey Kong

A dumb stupid gorilla that is going to be extinct soon if he is not taken to a zoo in the Mushroom Kingdom

Donkey Kong: hooo hooo hooo!
Explorer: Huh!

by InterstateDriver January 22, 2019

Donkey Kong

A heavy fisted and heavy footed imbecile who throws everything. Often seen sporting an iPhone with a broken screen and destroys toys intended for children as a result of drunken antics or likes to rip out guitar strings without failure.

Jesus, press the brake pedal softly in this jeep, you're being a right donkey Kong.

by MikeSimpson1985 September 08, 2018