Dave Mustainetitis

It’s what happens when you pronounce “Balls” instead of “Pulse”

“You tried to take his balls…..”

-Someone who has Dave Mustainetitis

by Vechiles4chldren April 25, 2024

Dave Leathers

An individual so sexually deviant he Jacks off in the ladies room, ask other guys if he can help them jack off, brags about jacking off with both hands to every guy at Davis College, and had sex with his own mom

Dave Leathers is more sexually deviant then Glenn Quagmire

by CrotchDocter87 July 21, 2019

His ai dave

A way to signal to someone that you have aids as "his ai Dave" is a anagram for I have auds

Person 1: hey bro did you hear His ai dave

Person 2: ohhh shit you should go see a doctor

by anonymous September 14, 2021

daddy dave

An Acronym for “dick appointment Dave does you” and he is usually the better in bed then other daddy’s

Ex. Daddy Steve doesn’t have stamina
Always go with daddy Dave

I’m off to see “daddy Dave” tonight

by Blahblahman2233 May 22, 2019

Dave

Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.

Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.

Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!

by I'm that bitch Still o January 4, 2024

Dave Grohl

A man who needs a damn hug

Person 1: “did you hear that Taylor Hawkins passed away?”
Person 2: “he was dave Grohl’s close friend and drummer of foo fighters..poor dave”
Person 3: “Dave Grohl needs a damn hug..”

by Ashthequeen June 8, 2024

Dave

Male version of a Karen

Don’t call the manager Dave.

by AlfUWU March 25, 2022