by Themostundave August 30, 2018

To be a shady Dave you must live in the shadows of dark places. You will find shady Dave’s near crime, pollution, an missing children. Shady Dave’s favorite pastimes include chronic public masterbaition, stealing wheelchairs and holding up hotdog stands.
by Neighborhood watch March 24, 2020

by Uncle jumbo February 24, 2020

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"
"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel
"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel
by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022

Daving someone is when you have a girl over and she gives you a blow job. You blow your load in her mouth without warning and kick her out of your room so that she has to sleep in the living room on your futon, cold and without any covers. That is the definition of "daving" someone.
by Beardedcap July 30, 2013

Dave Their: I don't think Sony will announce the PS5 in February- posted February 29 by Dave Thier
Everyone: Why didn't I think of that.
Everyone: Why didn't I think of that.
by Barack. O. Bama March 2, 2020

by Estefanya April 22, 2021
