The Great Depression 

The Great Depression, also known as the great grandfather to the Corona Pandemic. It was the worst economic downtown that lasted from 1929-1939 making each and everything depressing to look at just like how hard the stocks market got massacred at the time.

The title granted The Greatest Depressed person in the world by the rest of the depressed people sharing the world with his great majesty.

Grandfather: Boy, let me tell you about the time the world went into the great depression
Boy: The future is now old man, welcome to the Corona pandemic, The Great Depression 2.0

Friend 1: Hey did you meet The Great Depression?
Friend 2: Yeah man, His depression was so great to the point where my struggles felt so insignificant. i feel so good about myself now
Friend 1: That man has shouldered the depression accumulated throughout your entire life . you are free now brother

The Great Depression by M1ndFudge June 20, 2020

cure for depression 

sex

girl: omgomg im so depressed i want to kill myself
dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me ;)

cure for depression by ur big brain dad September 27, 2020

Post holiday depression 

The time between the holidays and your next pay-cheak when you don't have any money

Bob: Hey Joe! Wanna go out for dinner?
Joe: No, I'm still in Post Holiday depression until next week.

Post holiday depression by Arrrrrrrrg January 2, 2009

PMD (Post Musical Depression) 

This is the state of depression, remembrance, and longing after a musical or play that you were in is over. Specifically at SFS. You may feel a little to very shaken up, it varies from person to person. This can last up to 1-3 months.

*see someone from musical. "Heyy!!! Ommgggg (sad face here) I have PMD (Post Musical Depression) SOO BADD!" .. " OMG me too i miss sfs musical so much... my PMD is getting realy bad...thank God for frisbee thursdays!

PMD (Post Musical Depression) by SFS MUSICAL FREAK June 9, 2011

End of the Day Depression 

n. - The shitty feeling felt after a long fantastic day out with friends, spouses, family, etc. Usually occurs on the ride home from said fantastic day, or before going to sleep.

The party was freakin' sweet, but now I'm feeling some seriously shitty End of the Day Depression.

End of the Day Depression by DrunkenPotato August 6, 2011

Electronic Depression 

When a person has no life, and sits on the computer for hours or hours at a time. They usually think about all the negative things in life. Suicide is thought of. They usually have waves of these feelings. Maybe for days at a time, or hours. And when one wave ends, they happily sit down at the computer and begin to get depressed again. Usually doesn't have a lot of friends, because they always talk about negative things.

REMEDIES: To get out of the house, work out, go to a baseball game, walk around town, go out in the country and get dirty, totally own someone, read the bible.

Dude, Blane had bad electronic depression. So his computer finally crashed from all the messaging he'd been doing, so he finally decided to go outside and find something else to do, now he loves baseball!

Electronic Depression by pscyhoawesome April 20, 2009

byler depression 

byler is the most precious ship on this earth. They have history, shared trauma and “chemistry.” Having a “byler” depression means that you miss these precious babies.

“Hey I have the byler depression”
“I miss byler”

byler depression by LaZy McChicken March 11, 2018