D.U.F.F.

The Designated (/Dumb) Ugly Fat Friend.

The cock-blocking friend of the hot chick you're trying to hook up with, often the target of the wingman.

I was totally in with this chick and then her D.U.F.F. totally cock-blocked me!

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I'll take her, while you distract her D.U.F.F.!

by Victory2FuManchu September 7, 2006

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D.G.A.F

Abbreviations Meaning Dont give a fuck, my friend steve has it tatoo'd on his lip

"Oh u see jonny today, Yeah he D.G.A.F"

by Rockstarenergydrink April 10, 2008

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D.A.N • D.A. • D • d.s. • D.J • D.M. • D-town • D-bag • d-block • D're

D.R.E.A.M.

Drugs Rule Everything Around Me.
D. R. E. A. M.

by Zeratual October 29, 2003

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D-Rock

When a man, who hasnt masturbated in such a long time, does it facing toward another person, and when he ejaculates it hits them so hard it hurts!

Person 1 - "Yo bluh, this guy is trying to boi me around. If he aint careful, im'a wack my dick out and D-Rock him straight in the forehead, i aint messing around"

Person 1s Mate - "Yer seen, quit messin mate. You dont want him to D Rock you!"

Person 2 - "Eazy now rudebwoy, i might like it if he D Rocks me, I'm gonna try n catch his cum in my mouth!"

Person 1 - Fuck that shit...!

by Scott Esskay December 20, 2006

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