by Gibbowr October 8, 2008
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by tuggerina August 23, 2011
Get the chuck norrismug. by lickyourelbow February 7, 2010
Get the Chuck Norrismug. The Manliest man ever.
Every time you sneeze, Chuck Norris kicks his wife in the face....8 times to be exact.
God can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land
Leading hand sanitizers can kill up to 99.9% of germs, Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants.
If you are playing hide and seek with Chuck Norris, he will always be the one who says "not it"
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a full clip, and won.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have to live.
Chuck Norris can catch lightning, with his bare hands.
The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented after he uppercutted a horse in the face.
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
Every time you sneeze, Chuck Norris kicks his wife in the face....8 times to be exact.
God can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land
Leading hand sanitizers can kill up to 99.9% of germs, Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants.
If you are playing hide and seek with Chuck Norris, he will always be the one who says "not it"
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a full clip, and won.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have to live.
Chuck Norris can catch lightning, with his bare hands.
The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented after he uppercutted a horse in the face.
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
Dude, Travis just got Chuck Norrised... IN THE FACE
James,do you know where waldo is? I don't know, but i bet Chuck Norris does.
Oh my god, did you see that hit? That's a Chuck Norris
James,do you know where waldo is? I don't know, but i bet Chuck Norris does.
Oh my god, did you see that hit? That's a Chuck Norris
by carluvur August 6, 2010
Get the Chuck Norrismug. If Chuck Norris cried cancer would be as dead as the dinosaurs,which by the way went extinct because of Chuck Norris
by crazy colombian February 23, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by Music_God September 25, 2010
Get the Chuck Norrismug. The most powerful man on earth.The only person that can rival him is god himself and Chuck still pwns him on a regular basis.
Jesus: I heard you got pwnt by Chuck Norris in Ping-Pong the other day God
God: I fucking hate him, he makes me seem like a noob everytime I see him
God: I fucking hate him, he makes me seem like a noob everytime I see him
by M.B Wavvy July 14, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug.