Captain Perversion

Captain Perversion can be defined into two definitions:

1) A very annoying person who invades everyone's space, usually is a little pissant with no friends. Or-
2)A person obsessed with the sexual anatomy. Usually get their asses handed to them on a regular basis.

Stan: Hey Stacy! while I was spying on you from your bathroom window last night after you took a shower, I took a whole bunch of pics of your naked boobs and mailed them to your house! I kept a couple for myself, of course, but anyway, will you talk to me now?

Stacy: Get the FUCK away from me! (runs off)

Paul: Good goin', Captain Perversion, you just creeped her out AND invaded her space at the same time. Way to go.

Stan: Fuck off, Paul.

by Spatchmo June 16, 2009

Captain Trampy

A well brought up young man sporting a deliberately dishevelled look. Accessories may include old mannish articles such as a ripped Barbour, a pipe, and some form of hat.

Check out that guy Crispin wearing the Peruvian hat with the tassels and smoking a pipe. Such a Captain Trampy!

by Little1/Squit November 24, 2011

Captain Fingers

A certain proctologist who has a secret identity, captain fingers, by night. He uses his extraordinary finger powers to give criminals a prostate exam until they give up. His only weakness is women and gay males.

Guy 1: I went to see my proctologist yesterday and he screamed "CAPTAIN FINGERS!" Before he preformed my exam.

Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?

Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.

by MrPants September 5, 2012

Captain D's

The only other option if a Jew doesn't want McDonald's Filet o fish sandwhich

Person 1:Hey wanna go to Captain D's?
Person 2: Yeah ok.

by chalk5oda2oy December 16, 2016

captain

verb: to love with all of your heart and thus change

Tommy captained the Captain all day every day. Then, he kissed her through the phone.

by Coni Pony June 5, 2009

captain

1)A foolish person.

2) One who has done a good thing; elite.

3) Generic term of reference for anyone.

1) You fucking Captain! Look what you did to my jeans!

2) Way to go, Captain!!

3) Wuzzup, Captain.

by Noodles August 2, 2006

captain

noun: a jackass or figure of authority worthy of slander

Hello Captian..er.. I mean officer.

by a lonley whore January 1, 2004