THERE CROSS TEAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by lee kirwan April 12, 2019
by shithairline April 24, 2024
Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').
This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
by CelticEagle February 11, 2019
The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006
girl: *wears white socks*
Teacher: ISOLATION BITCH
Boy: wears peppa pig socks
Teacher: *ignores*
Holy cross high school chorley
Teacher: ISOLATION BITCH
Boy: wears peppa pig socks
Teacher: *ignores*
Holy cross high school chorley
by Shingler May 31, 2023
A daddy who is very disappointed with you, all the time. Not to be confused with Jesus, or God (sky daddy.)
by CinMin November 24, 2021
Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 22, 2024