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California Faggot

When you are in any part of California for a short period of time and you’re being an absolute faggot.
“This Cali weather is so shaka brah
“Dude you are such a California Faggot”
by anonymous August 6, 2024
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California Hydra

A term used to describe the sexual act with a man with 2 strapons to the left and right of his penis and 3 busty asian women.

The first woman shoves the left penis into her mouth,
The 2nd woman rides the other penis with her ass,
The 3rd woman rides the right penis with her vagina

Each penile object must be at least 6-7' (get it because its from rap therefore funny) inches in size
"Oh yeah, i received the BEST california hydra last night."
by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025
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California Silly

A California Silly is when you shit, piss, and cum in a bucket and dump it on someone like The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
“yo I heard Sylus gave you a California Silly”

“yeah I can still smell it
by CaliBoyz April 13, 2023
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California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.
Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.
by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025
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California Math

When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.
Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.
by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025
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california pole smoker

The girl from the club in Hollywood was certainly a California pole smoker. She proved it to me and all my hommies.
by craplover3000 March 12, 2014
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California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.
Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog was amazing last night!
by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019
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