Nancy had never trimmed her cooch and when she didn't shower for like 4 days, what resulted could only be described as Bearded Fish Taco
by ESKIMOBRO July 11, 2008
"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".
by Wobblebottom January 06, 2019
A disgusting guy that has a beard that looks like a pussy or like it smells like pussy. He could probably store and sell drugs out of said beard. A pussy drug beard is usually found playing guitar or bongos. He is a vibe guy and very chill. It is a stereotypical stoner beard.
The beard is very prevalent during play-off time when men are growing play-off beards in support of their teams.
The beard is very prevalent during play-off time when men are growing play-off beards in support of their teams.
That pussy drug beard from match just winked me and he makes less than $25,000 a year.
A pussy drug beard just moved in my apartment building. He plays guitar all the time and walks to the park without shoes to play hacky sack.
Steve is growing a pussy drug beard because he thinks it will help the Cubs make it to the playoffs.
A pussy drug beard just moved in my apartment building. He plays guitar all the time and walks to the park without shoes to play hacky sack.
Steve is growing a pussy drug beard because he thinks it will help the Cubs make it to the playoffs.
by Monroe75 August 06, 2011
by WhiteKern January 10, 2019
My girlfriend is a hardcore pogonophile, and I'm a menophiliac, so tonight we're going to try red beard docking.
by zippercow September 14, 2016
Epic Beard Man
A term recently used to refer to the old man with the large white beard who beat the living hell out of a man on a city bus in Oakland who was threatening to fuck him up.
Name Breakdown:
Epic- Used to describe the epic thrashing power of this 67-year-old senior citizen
Beard- Refers to the large white beard on this epic man's face
Man- This one speaks for itself
For more information YouTube: AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKER
A term recently used to refer to the old man with the large white beard who beat the living hell out of a man on a city bus in Oakland who was threatening to fuck him up.
Name Breakdown:
Epic- Used to describe the epic thrashing power of this 67-year-old senior citizen
Beard- Refers to the large white beard on this epic man's face
Man- This one speaks for itself
For more information YouTube: AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKER
Ex 1:
nbritton (1 hour ago)
The Epic Beard Man has taught me that real men can cry in public.
*salute*
Ex 2:
imacomputer1 (6 minutes ago)
Epic Beard Man is my hero!
Ex 3:
jlira01 (1 hour ago)
Epic Beard Man, you complete me.
nbritton (1 hour ago)
The Epic Beard Man has taught me that real men can cry in public.
*salute*
Ex 2:
imacomputer1 (6 minutes ago)
Epic Beard Man is my hero!
Ex 3:
jlira01 (1 hour ago)
Epic Beard Man, you complete me.
by CallDaAmbalamps February 20, 2010
by Glasshoppah April 04, 2011