Headskimo Bros

The Union of two bros after both having received a blowjob from the same girl.

Dick and Evan became Headskimo Bros after both receiving a blowjob from the same hoe at a party.

by Kidmescudi October 31, 2016

Proto-bro

A bro that bro'ed before all other bros. The prototype for all future bros. Does not know how to get anywhere other than the gym and tanning salon. One cannot bro harder than the protobro. Typically they dwell in Omaha, Nebraska and can be easily distracted by other bros.

William Anderson must be the proto-bro... he broes so hard motha fuckers try to fine him.

by Bromaster420 July 22, 2016

Bro-tension

Bro-tension is a social phenomenon that occurs when two bros interact, but one or both are mad or bitter about the past (usually about another bro), resulting in passive-aggressive behavior. While hugging it out could relieve the bro-tension, it usually never happens.

"Dude, whats going on between Dwight and Antonio? They don't really talk to each other anymore."

"I dunno, man. They've been fighting about which one of them is Kevin's true best friend."

"Ahh, its that bro-tension."

by BroScience December 3, 2013

bro circling

a girl who hooks up with various members of a male friend group. Considered attractive on a minimum, agreeable level.

Jason: Yo, I just hooked with Cassie.

George: Dude, I hooked up with Cassie last night!

Jason: Holy shit! Now she's hooking with Derrick.

George: This bitch is totally bro circling!.

by nycistheshit January 17, 2011

Libertarian Bros

When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.

Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.

Clint : Why?

Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

Soz bro

Sorry brother. A very half-hearted apology, often used when you are not feeling sorry at all. Can be used to successfully antagonize authority figures.. parents, teachers etc.

"Why haven't you tidied your room? " Answer: "Soz bro, bit busy right now"

by Rattymom October 13, 2017

Bro-Break

When two bros go on a friendship break.

Diego said Justin didn't have his swag on, now he hasn't talked to him for a week, they're on a bro-break.

by Not Dan Win April 25, 2009