Breakfast of the Champions

The act of eating cereal with milk out of someones asshole
While doing Breakfast of the Champions, one should never use coco pebbles
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Canadian Breakfast

When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off
Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast

Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day
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Canadian Breakfast

when you pour maple syrup on her while you eat her out
I had an amazing Canadian Breakfast this morning with my wife
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Canadian Breakfast

The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.
Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?

Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...
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Canadian Breakfast

Similar to Portuguese Breakfast, a Canadian Breakfast is the act of wrapping cooked and cooled bacon around a penis and followed up by a drizzle of maple syrup to be eaten by a couple.
Jane: How was your trip to Canada with your boyfriend?
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.
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Ben's Farewell Breakfast

An amazing event for young and old. Far more important than Gymnastics parties.
I can't come to Ben's Farewell Breakfast cause i'm totally retarded and wanna go to a kiddy gymnastic party. Wow i hate myself.
by TheGreenHam June 15, 2010
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Californian Breakfast

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.
Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow
by Carol Da Cracker January 17, 2022
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