by cheerswithoyku February 19, 2025

by foodboy96 June 12, 2021

by slylittleperson October 30, 2014

Girl 1: Did you hear that?
Girl 2: Hear what?
Girl 1: Holly’s got yet another case of the “Girl Blasts”. She’s gonna be there for a while.
Girl 2: That’s the fifth time this week! She really needs to stop eating tacos.
Girl 2: Hear what?
Girl 1: Holly’s got yet another case of the “Girl Blasts”. She’s gonna be there for a while.
Girl 2: That’s the fifth time this week! She really needs to stop eating tacos.
by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023

I asked my buddy why it was taking him so long to get out of the bathroom. Too which he replied "I'm taking care of something. To which I replied "Yeah nose blasting!"
by JoeyY117 July 6, 2025

It is when you are having sex and she rides you so good that when you pull out you nut powerful enough to paint the whole room and everything in it white.
Me: I was fucking this hoe raw last night and she was riding me like a Bugatti and I released the sonic blast and she was covered in my cum.
My friend: What?! I’m sorry dude. You need to find the right girl who could swallow it all.
Me: Don’t worry man I left that bitch on the front step for her dad to scoop her. Her dad will explain to her the importance of swallowing it all.
My friend: What?! I’m sorry dude. You need to find the right girl who could swallow it all.
Me: Don’t worry man I left that bitch on the front step for her dad to scoop her. Her dad will explain to her the importance of swallowing it all.
by Bigbob313 August 7, 2018

Getting butt fucked by your engineer chain of command who think they are the leading edge of warfare.
Damn, bro. Another Sapper Blast.
Bend over, here it comes again.
Maybe I’ll be able to go to real unit someday!
Bend over, here it comes again.
Maybe I’ll be able to go to real unit someday!
by Sapper Wizard November 14, 2021
