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Beaver keg

When a fupa is so large it is no longer able to be considered a fupa and is now graduated to a beaver keg
Damn look at the beaver keg in that girl, she been eatin good!
by MellowWolf June 24, 2025
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munching beavers

munching (V) :eating, consuming, devouring

beavers (n) : 1. the plural of beaver. a hairy animal (mammal) with a flat tail that lives by rivers. 2. a vagina/pussy.
"I've been munching beavers since I was 13!"

/I've been eating pussy since I was 13!/
by raunchyyyy September 20, 2018
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South Side Beaver

A small-ish school in Western Pennsylvania. Has a very good football team but is constantly called racist just for the players being coincidentally all white(atleast this year). Has a bunch of basic white girls that claim to be country just for the "aesthetic". You'll also find guys that enjoy the mudding, riding, fishing, hunting, etc. Every once in a while You'll find a pasty skinny white boy that thinks he's a gangster and sells juul pods, it's pretty embarrassing. The highschoolers are chill but the middle schoolers are nuts. The lunch sucks thanks to Obama's husband. Many of the students are republican but some teachers are incredibly liberal and refuse to let students converse about politics among each other.
"Yo did you hear about the investigation on South side beaver football team?"
by ismdiabod_59 November 16, 2021
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Beaver bat

Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless
by Mj2020 September 7, 2018
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beaver ointment

Stacey you need some beaver ointment for you're hairy twat
by redxraider February 12, 2015
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Whatsapp Beaver

A girl/boy that makes their day better then it has to be.
Sometimes this includes jumping into pools filled with donuts, or testical eating. In rare cases some WhatsApp beavers can text until the veins and blood from under ther nails pop out and stain white colored carpet. Use windex to clean the stain. Some beavers will eat their hair, but use spicey ranch bbq sauce with basil. This calls them while the forth through their yodunfrusy's.
Stop it mackenzie your starting to eat pigs ear like a "WhatsApp beaver."
It's ok veronica I like chocolate nostrils, but only on cold days.
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Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.
That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.
by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019
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