jaquavious beaver

jaquavious beaver would indeed beat lance in a 1v1
he winning jaquavious beaver or lance
by believeit October 31, 2022
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Beavered

One who has an obsession with beavers.
I became beavered after watching the news about a molested beaver.
by Chloe1776 November 03, 2018
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Beavered

The act of Submerging an unwilling victim under water while in a locked cage, then proceeding to fuck them
1 - Dude what should we do on our first date
2 - You should totally make her get beavered
by succulentchild74 September 13, 2021
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Jumping a beaver dam

When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam
Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!

Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!
by Brokeback Canada March 28, 2022
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Backwards beaver

A non-reciprocal 69; wood's getting eaten but the beaver remains high and dry
So I jumped on top ready for some fun, but all we did was Backwards Beaver
by anyevery March 22, 2021
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Punxsutawney beaver

A vagina that only gets used once a year on a special occasion.
Before we were married, my wife and I had lots of sex, now she has a Punxsutawney beaver.
by Smedley McScarja March 30, 2017
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Whatsapp Beaver

A girl/boy that makes their day better then it has to be.
Sometimes this includes jumping into pools filled with donuts, or testical eating. In rare cases some WhatsApp beavers can text until the veins and blood from under ther nails pop out and stain white colored carpet. Use windex to clean the stain. Some beavers will eat their hair, but use spicey ranch bbq sauce with basil. This calls them while the forth through their yodunfrusy's.
Stop it mackenzie your starting to eat pigs ear like a "WhatsApp beaver."
It's ok veronica I like chocolate nostrils, but only on cold days.
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