squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.

“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”

by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 2, 2019

trojan beaver

Using the art of deception, a la the Trojan horse, in pursuit of debauchery often but not limited to pussy.

He didn’t have a profile picture but he used the ole Trojan beaver to lure Amanda under the bridge for a blowie.

by The Duke of Price Hill February 26, 2019

Beaver Burp

Slang for vaginal flatulence. See Queef

I was about to go down on her when she let out a loud beaver burp.

by BeaverBurp March 7, 2019

Beaver

A fit/ sexy woman

Wow mate she’s a beaver

by UnrealShmagga51 June 21, 2019

Beaver Flip

When the hair on the vagina is long enough for a comb over.

Did you see the beaver flip on that guys mother.

by Micro7ime April 28, 2019

beaver concealer

When a girl stops another girl from getting it on sex with someone. The female equivalent of a cock block .

It was looking like Anton was about to bump uglies with Bella, but then Charlotte steamed over and was a beaver concealer

by Tubba Tdog September 21, 2019

Beaver

Ryan brougham

Beavers likes to build dams

by Fortniteiscol September 9, 2019