long beach islander

When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.

I had a Long Beach Islander last night at the beach.

by Islander88 July 9, 2021

Beach a dog

One who pulls a dog from the water and places it in the sand

You can beach a whale but you can not beach a dog

by JJSHOCKZ January 10, 2021

Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.

The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.

by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022

Easton The Beach Boy

A word to describe Easton's or a number use to describe a lot

W have a Easton the beach boy amount of cake

by RJ's friend October 19, 2022

beach bumbling

Beach Bumbling is when you love beaches and spend the day jumping from beach to beach with no real plan.
Term was coined on the Beach Bumbling YouTube channel.

We spent the day beach bumbling up the coast of Mexico.

by Lladdis July 29, 2024

Beach Brain

When one has spent too much time at the beach and feels lazy and tired due to overexposure to the elements.

"Bruh, I spent all day at the beach chasin' them swells and now I have beach brain. I can't even think straight, hombre"

by dj bradford October 1, 2015

Beach

The euphemism of the English b-word, excluding the meaning ‘female dog, brood bitch’.

You beach!

by marcotoa January 20, 2025