The History Paradox

The tendency of history to repeat itself

Person 1: Looks like we're going into another recession.
Person 2: Yeah, the history paradox.

by VeridicalMechanism April 20, 2021

canada's history

a sexual act where at least two or more people get together and have intercourse animals (most often dogs) with moose antlers while drinking maple syrup and taking turns sticking the Stanly cup up their anus.

Jonas: What's wrong Joe.
Joe: My but hurts.
Jonas: Why?
Joe: Because my wife wanted to try something kinky last night and I suggested Canada's History
Jonas: ooh. Bad Choice man.

Joe: yea I know.

by hottytoddy04 February 4, 2010

canada's history

an extreame sex act that involves knocking one's sex partner out with a bottle of maple syrup without them expecting it, then pouring the entire bottle of syrup into their ass by use of a funnel

Sarha was surprised and happy to wake up and found that Dave had given her canada's history

by colber nation February 4, 2010

American History X'd

Getting raped because your race mixer. Referring to the shower scene in the movie "American History X".

Dude 1: "Wow, you hear Jared got American History X'd in prison?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that was messed up. All because he hung out with a Mexican dude."

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Experience of history

A unique way of describing photographs of a macro event.

That experience of history was caught on individual twitter feeds all over the city

by Richard_Cranium123456 December 16, 2011

Canada's History

a sexual deviation where you fill the top portion of the stanley cup with maple syrup and then dip your butt in the syrup, then (with the syrup as lube) penetrate yourself with moose antlers

Dude, have you ever tried to get through Canada's History?

I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.

by colbert nation's army February 4, 2010