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bathtub mermaid

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A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.
They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.
by AzureGummy March 28, 2017
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Batelcoed

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When your internet service provider disconnects your internet for few seconds.
Person 1: why did you leave the game party?
Person 2: I got batelcoed.
by hamoodz August 30, 2021
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A fancy person's bum bath
No time for a shower better do a chippy bath so at least my junk smells good.
by QueenLaTrish January 13, 2018
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The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
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The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
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The Opposite of Batman

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A phrace to call someone who tries to do good acts but they make it worst or it backfires on the situation. The phrace came from Community character Troy Barns in season 3 episode 1 "Biology 101".
Person A: Hey man, I got your car fixed for you.
Person B: Dude, where are the wheels?
Person A: I didn't had enough money so I sold it to pay it off.
Person B: You are the Opposite of Batman.
by changyoulater August 24, 2020
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Holy X, Batman!

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modifier.
Late 20th century to present.

An exclamation frequently made by the Boy Wonder-aka Robin-from Batman and Robin, the TV series. It has found its home in contemporary American slang vernacular as a way to exclaim surprise at something, while conveying a mixed sense of genuine dumbfoundedness and nonchalance.

Replace "X" with a noun, verb,an adjective-noun/verb pair, and anything else that fits.
"Holy diversionary tactics, Batman!"

"Holy gay fetish xxx porn, Batman!"

"Holy sophisticated ejaculation, Batman!"
by JismJuice2000 May 7, 2004
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