mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.

Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!

by Bauxb October 31, 2017

cieling mounted bong

A bong (large chambered pipe for marijuana) attatched to chains on the cieling.

They had a cieling mounted bong in their tour bus.

by gramaticon July 20, 2008

Free the bong

When you have too much weed in a bong so you have to put it on the table to save yourself and your group from eminent death. Once a bong is freed it is available for anyone to pick up and light.

Stoner 1: I’m way too high bro, I gotta free the bong.
Stoner 2: Agreed, I’m stoned as fuck too.

by Ktayah February 3, 2018

angry bong

a person who hits a bong so hard that the water sound is TOO LOUD to bear. a man that sits around in his house, complaining about everyone else and all the while should look in the mirror. usually a very overweight guy.

"mark is being an angry bong"

"what do you mean?"
"he is complaining about everyone else and making loud bong sounds"

by debidarlin May 28, 2019

Bong Fuugald

When mans is tooo lit

Jimmy-"ayo wagwan crodie"
Mk- "mans is feeling bong fuugald"

by Ziembyy March 2, 2020

bong accessories

shiny things like pink handcuffs, diamond lighter folding knives, camoflage leashes, abrasive jewellery andsemiprecious and precious rings, etcetera.

where are my bong accessories! i put them over there, they moved.

by Cody5050 December 9, 2020

Bong enema

Using a bong that would typically be used to smoke cannabis to perform an enema by removing the bowl, running water through the mouthpiece by holding it up against a faucet and pressing the joint up against the anus causing the intestines to rapidly fill with water.

After my husband told me he wants to do anal with me instead of the dog this time, I had to resort to a bong enema because I have no douche but everyone and yes I mean everyone has a bong.

by 36368876 July 6, 2023