Bloody Nachies

The time when you put nachos in a woman's vagina during her period.

''Hey babe, wanna go for some bloody nachies?''

by ~Straycat~ August 10, 2022

bloody diariea

diariea but bloodyer then my coochi when im on my period.

I TOKE A FAT DIARIA AND ITS BLOODY

fat bloody diariea

by ✂🌮🔥💧 August 26, 2022

the bloody blunderbust

put shards of glass in a mans erect dick, use a sounding rod till he ejaculates

friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*

by flyingzombiepig August 31, 2022

Bloody bamboozle

Penetration without lubrication

Geeves got bloody bamboozled. He couldn’t sit for a week.

by Stihigh80 November 5, 2022

my bloody valentine

A truly wonderful SHOEGAZE band. Yes, shoegaze, not dream pop you daft cunt (they are very different genres). Characterized by their lush and washing guitar passages, as well as having the best rock band waifu of all time in the band: Bilinda Butcher.

I was listening to my bloody valentine’s Loveless and then passed out from sheer beauty.

by kilometers-davis November 15, 2022

Bloody rubber shot

When a guy drinks a menstrual cup filled with period blood

He’s drinking a bloody rubber shot

by J4ck20n November 16, 2022

Bloody Stupid Hat

A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.

It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!

by Failurebitch November 29, 2022