Bruh moment

When you realize you fricked up so damn badly that you consider game ending yourself

You clap a girls checks and she tells you she’s a furry
BRUH MOMENT

by jikfer November 22, 2019

mordah moment

A type of moment when somebody manages to fuck something up or let Everyone down without even trying to do so and or having the sudden urge to abandon all your friends in order to partake in the event of jerking off in showers for 6 hours.

Awww man Matthew just had a Mordah Moment

by Furyblade19144 December 6, 2019

Marcigold moment

When you accidentally overhear a conversation at the perfect time to hear the weirdest thing without any context. happens usually after you take off your headphones or walk into a room.

That was a Marcigold moment.

by Dysonsphere December 15, 2022

braden moment

a Braden moment is when you are being retarded.

Guy 1: Where's france!

Guy 2: Africa

Guy 1: what a braden moment

by N"AO{ifb zm,af October 16, 2019

having a moment

Among other uses of the phrase, "I'm having a moment" can be used when one is experiencing an overwhelming revelation or is reeling from great surprise or shock and therefore cannot respond to further questions or information before processing the emotion/information and/or briefly recontextualising/reevaluating other beliefs.

Speaker A: "Hey did you know that glass doesn't actually flow like a liquid people just installed the uneven glass thick-side-down. Anyway what do you want me to order for lunch?" (Speaker A presents Speaker B in passing with information that contradicts a long-held belief of Speaker B)

Speaker B: "Sorry, I'm just having a moment right now" (Speaker B requests Speaker A to allow them time to process the novel information before commiserating about the next topic of lunch)

by AzureArmageddon September 4, 2022

Chimera moment

Momentary (though can last for hours or a lifetime in rare occations) disconnection from reality and falling into "Alice in Wonderland" type fantasy world.

Person experiencing a "Chimera moment" will start to substitute his her delusions for reality.

Apophis: Chill bro, you're having Chimera moment

Sufferer: I'll kill you!!!

by Fukkk Offf November 11, 2012

Blier Moment

This phrase is to be used in response to the scenario in which a person, when presented with a color, mistakenly speaks the name of a different color.

"The Blier": *is shown a red apple*
"The Blier": "green?"
Everyone: "Blier Moment"

by SpaceOutlaw July 13, 2022