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unintentional asshole

A genuinely good guy who, despite his best intentions, says or does things that hurt a girl emotionally.
Aaron was a really nice guy but ended up being an unintentional asshole to the girl he loved when he said to her, “I think you really look great with less make-up!”
by Aaaaaa- aron May 14, 2023
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Asshole Tourette’s

The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.
I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.
by Dirk Diggler Stunt Double December 28, 2022
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asshole tax

An undisclosed sales tax charged to everyone else on most (if not all) things sold at retail stores nationwide due to the selfish actions of a select few assholes. Such actions that these assholes are guilty of include shoplifting, holding up the line in the store while trying to bargain down the price of a certain item in order to avoid paying high price for such item, and lastly, just being a plain dick to the cashier or to other retail workers all while asking to speak to the manager.
Don't be a dick to the cashier while at the Target or you'll be charged an asshole tax!!
by Neveracoltsfan317 December 1, 2021
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Asshole Goblin

This Damn Asshole Goblin is trying to Dap up the turds as they comin out.
by WraithBlade993 April 8, 2020
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Asshole 9

Asshole 9, when someone has done something that is described as a Jew out 9, they are an asshole 9, 9/10 on the asshole scale!
Matt: ‘Ash completely jewed me out today, he dropped me right in it.’

Liam: ‘that’s such a Jew out 9.’

Matt: ‘I know he’s an asshole 9.’
by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020
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Asshole Vibing

When a man and a woman are spooning, the mans penis is inserted into the womans asshole and they just lay there and spoon.
me and my girlfriend were asshole vibing yesterday! it was amazing!
by AetherJK March 13, 2020
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