When a person leaks his nudes on twitter and says that he has a big dick but he actually has a 3 inch firecrotch
by himynamedbvdd April 15, 2016
“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”
by -Cantrip- May 30, 2018
When you pay for a hooker and he is somewhat convincing and or you're drunk/high and can't tell that you're not in a vagina.
by Lil2'high May 09, 2023
When you put pipe tobacco between your butt cheeks, you rub it well by performing twerks and then you fart inside a friend's pipe's bowl so that you stack the tobacco inside, ready to be smoked and enjoyed.
I went to Bob's house yesterday. He kindly offered to give me a Sherlock's Asshole, so we sat by the fireplace, drank some whisky and smoked our pipes. It was a great night!
by Doctor Strangelove's Pet February 22, 2016
A Russian expression for a person who can handle stress and conflict. To understand this, think about the negative: someone who can't handle conflict and gets the shits when in difficult situations.
Karen totally faced her boss in the meeting today. He is a notorious bully, but she has a concrete asshole.
by sr10 June 02, 2018
1) A moat that keeps assholes away from your living space
2)a sex position most used by bored college students
2)a sex position most used by bored college students
by Angieeebeee May 09, 2010
A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
by angryelephant March 06, 2019