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Math

A useless piece of crap that makes everyone want to literally drown themselves in a pool of spit
What do math and a broken pencil have in common? They’re both pointless.
by puppydog16377383 November 9, 2019
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Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.
Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.
by Numerati December 9, 2024
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Maths

Damn I really, really, really, really, really hate maths.
by Fartbrainpooface May 27, 2020
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help me in maths

how to find orthocenter of triangle
persosnb 1 help me in maths I want center of triahngles
by NIGGA SLAVE October 31, 2022
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Math

Number one way of killing all of your brain cells
"Hey John, wake up!"
*John is dead due to math killing all of his brain cells and pronouncing him brain-dead*
by Kil Yosef May 29, 2018
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Math

Math
Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.
Math is a horrible thing.
by Annieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 16, 2020
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Math

by ur m0ms fucken gay September 14, 2020
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