FLAX JONES

the best person and is every where and you cant escape it like def

person:damm he so smart

flax jones:indeed its me flaaaax jones

by flax jones October 20, 2020

Jone

The act of “tuggin it” for personal pleasure.

“I’m going to drop off my kid at the nurses so I can jone in peace”

by Izzy.G098 January 4, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

The Jones

UNATTRACTIVE! Usually quite hefty with messed up ganely teeth. Breath usually reminds people of a horses unwiped anus. Is characterised by lack of interest in her reproductive organs unless it is for a pity fuck. Usually single, if in a relationship it WILL not last work more than 3 to 4 weeks. Highly uneducated, low class, usually has a crappy job, will never progress in society. Face resembles bigfoots asshole.

Man i was so drunk last night i ended up wakin up with a bad case of the Jones

by Young JIZZA October 15, 2009

Owen Jones

The lord and savour of Greggs, Super popular with the ladies and has the drip

Person 1: “I went to greggs today”
Person 2: “No way you must have met Owen Jones”

by Joeslefttoenail March 25, 2022

Chris p Jones

Best dad ever

I’m hungry Chris p Jones

by ASHLEE.J June 1, 2021

Garry jones

A menacing man with a love for the steering wheel. A lean mean killing machine. A bottle and the 3 swimmers by his side

Oh no it’s Garry jones

by Jack McGrath. February 17, 2023