pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs are the green things at the top of a pineapple.

Mom.. can u take the pineapple hairs off of my pineapple.. they look weird..

by ToefungusEE June 17, 2020

suicidal hair

When hair is feeling depressed and wants to kill itself

My hair is suicidal, it is suicidal hair

by Jeff69420 April 21, 2018

Jesus Hair

A term used describe a man's long (past shoulder length), voluptuous hair.

Pedro: Yo, Ricky man, I'm serious man! This dude got Jesus Hair, yo!

by Jack Lone May 25, 2020

surf hair

The dry, semi-stringy texture of a person's hair after surfing in the ocean and spending hours in the sun. Usually used as a term by people who surf a lot.

"Rebecca has surf hair from being on the waves so often."

by surfsince96 June 16, 2017

Whipping hair

Gay slang, the act of one, usually a drag queen, styling the hell out of a wig or other series of synthetic hair pieces.

Guuurl, that bitch is the deal at whipping hair for gods, honey. Save the babies!

by zekira March 23, 2011

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs are on the top of pineapples, thanks to Anix we know this information

The top of the pineapple is called Pineapple hairs.

by Stop reading this. June 16, 2020

Phelmet Hair

When a man has long pubic hair and has been wearing a condom for too long, he develops helmet hair in his pubes.

I was banging so long last night my pubes got phelmet hair!

by The_Difference97 April 17, 2015