jizz injector

a device which would be used to inject male load directly in the anus of the common house plant.

hey sally could you pass me that jizz injector so i can pump this ficus full of my man gravy

by jerbmx420 January 20, 2011

Jizz Wizz

When a male or female urinates after sex. Males will often notice a minuscule amount of sperm at the beginning of urination. Women will note a lot if on birth control or trying to conceive.

Dude, me and my gf had to Jizz Wizz last night. I hit it so good and she's on birth control so I just let it go, know what I mean? I jizz wizzed and she pretty much just pissed out my jizz, what a night I tell ya.

by The JJACKS! January 26, 2011

big jizz

a girl who gets drunk by herself when her friends are sober and does stupid things.

big jizz hooked up with that older guy last night while the rest of us watched and laughed.

by baberyyy January 23, 2009

jizz bin

a jizz bin is what new zealanders call a small collection of jazz musicians playing in unison at a venue

"check out the jizz bin playing over at moes"
"i play in a jizz bin eh"

by tropt July 5, 2006

Bee jizz

Another word for Honey.

Jim: I sure do love me some sweet bee jizz

by Jax Bline May 31, 2017

jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

by Shuaman July 20, 2017

Poop Jizz

When sperm trickles out of someones ass it is poop jizz.

Justin Bieber's conception was due to poop jizz dribbling south.

by Archturious August 14, 2011