"oo man I'm really goosing for a buttery jack from jack in the box" said a dramatically hungry Ted
a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it
a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it
by icreatedsept8th2022 January 23, 2024
When you laugh so hard till your throats makes that weird deep noise. We all know what it sounds like, you know that big skdjdjd noise. Not everyone is capable of goosing, and some can goose better than others. Also it doesn't matter what size you are, small or big, you can goose.
by yololala June 05, 2017
Being a bum, literally doing nothing. Tasks that should take 5 mins to do actually take 1 hour.
Getting no bitches or money
Getting no bitches or money
*Sitting it bed watching tiktok for 5 hours*
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread
You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread
You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn
by Austin gurgoose September 29, 2022
To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.
by gewsing August 01, 2017
by The goose is loose November 28, 2017
I goosed so hard last night I almost passed out, I was shooting ropes! W sesh.
Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.
Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.
by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024
I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.
Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.
Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.
by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024