fo sho my cracka

talkin to an caulcasian friend

hi my caulcasian friend

fo sho my cracka

by jack the cracker July 18, 2009

fall on my coffee table

Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".

Come by my place and fall on my coffee table.

by cautiscy September 2, 2009

Oh My God Confession

Pronounced: Ohh mah gawd con-fesh-shun.
Usually in a mocking way.

Used when someone confesses an embarassing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embarassing.

The lowest form of irony.

Also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.

Commonly used in tween magazine Dolly.

"And then I totally realised my crush was watching!!"

"... Oh my god confession..." *who cares bitch*

by xx.Ghetto.Gal.xx March 28, 2010

can't get my float on

Having trouble overcoming obstacles that impede the progress of your normal routine or having a bad day.

Holy shit dude I just can't get my float on!

by america's next top model August 16, 2007

Black ice my ass

An anal wreckage you don't see coming. Named because actual black ice is invisible, and often wrecks your car.

Guy: "You ready for this?"

Girl: "Black ice my ass!"

by Lncnmark8 December 16, 2008

Hop off my swingset

A term used primarily for Xbox purposes when someone, mainly bks get ragged on by 1337 players. Such as, Gh0sT CLUTCHHHH and Andric32.

Brett kept making fun of Anthony because he kept going -9 on Halo, so Anthony screamed "Hop off my swingset!!!111" and turned his Xbox off.

by Clutch54UC3333 October 23, 2008

come to bed my lover

A seduction sentence used to entice ones sexual partner for some frollicking

As Jean lifted the sheets away to present his ripped and bulging muscly body he whispered longingly "Come to bed my lover.."

by bumwillypoohead March 26, 2013