Squirrel Vernacular

Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?
He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.
by HiFalootin November 09, 2011
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Slap my squirrel

A man masturbating.
Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
by C.M. Alva September 24, 2010
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butt fucking squirrels

it means good morning in the french
"Butt fucking squirrels!" "Butt fucking squirrels"
by bro give me a name >:( June 21, 2023
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squirrel killer

A voluminous or very large Book.
Peter F Hamilton writes exclusively squirrel killers.
by MiguelAzevedo July 10, 2022
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squirrel tricking

Act of injuring oneself while having sex.
Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.
by Machetebill December 08, 2013
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Toss a Squirrel Through It

Stepdad porn.
Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on the adult film.
by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 20, 2022
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squirrel trap

When you cum in a girls ass and she lets it dry up in her asshole so when she shits the dry cum comes out with her shit
Me and my girl did anal last night and she did a squirrel trap
by chickenass69lol January 14, 2022
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