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Ryan Wheels

Someone who is dumb and stupid. Most of the time is a male and is obese. You do not want to mess with someone like this because they can use their weight to their advantage and squash you like a bug. This person is definitely lonely and will never find a girlfriend!
Wow! Look at the Ryan Wheels! Make sure don’t mess with him!!
by Ryan Wheels January 28, 2019
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wheel studs

permanently erect long nipples
Kurt: Man look at those!!!

Simon: WOW! Real wheel studs on her chest....

Samantha: was very proud of her wheel stud nipples, long enough to poke ya eye out...
by Townsman September 27, 2014
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Wheel of Fortune

Either:

1) A popular symbol representing the capricious nature of Fate. Of Greco-Roman origin, it was believed that the goddess Tyche/Fortuna would spin the Wheel of Fortune at random, granting some good fortune and others misfortune. The symbol persisted into the Middle Ages, namely with the Carmina Burana, a collection of 24 poems in Latin, Middle High German, and some French vernacular. In 1935-36, German composer Carl Orff set the poems to music as part of his cantata of the same name, which includes the famous "O Fortuna."

2. A popular American game show in which contestants spin a wheel and solve a word puzzle not unlike Hangman, earning money for every correct consonant based on the value displayed on each wedge. There are many instances of dumb contestants on Wheel who get puzzles completely wrong.
Wheel of Fortune is so much worse than Jeopardy!.
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE January 11, 2023
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The Wheel of Time

The Wheel of Time is a fantasy series of 14 novels in the main series + one prequel written by Robert Jordan. 11 of the Books along with the prequel were written by him before his untimely passing but the series was finished by Brandon Sanderson.
"The Wheel of Time" is one of the greatest fantasy epics ever written.
by Jimmy, I like Murder. February 13, 2024
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Fortune wheel

The best fucking Chinese restaurant on Long Island. Kind of a hidden gem. The carpet hasn’t been changed since the 90’s, there’s one of those little light up fountain decorations at the front, and the menu is in Cantonese and English, so you know the food’s gonna slap
Have you ever eaten at fortune wheel?” “Hell yeah, their food’s fire. Also, if you haven’t had their unlimited dim sum, that should be on your bucket list
by dragonvaleenjoyer February 28, 2024
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Man-wheel

At least four men performing sexual penetrating acts (anal, oral, salad-tossing, etc.) with each other, all connected to make a complete circle (e.g. wheel).
The circle jerk is so 80's! Today it's all about the man-wheel.
by BoredOffMyAss August 3, 2009
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Ghost Wheels

To wheel (flirt); with a girl/guy without him/her or their friends knowing your wheeling them.
Yo man i just wheeled Zoey. She didn't even know it now she wants me. Mad Ghost Wheels"
by itssallllgood December 14, 2010
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