Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Tony

Generally a person who cannot play defense. Always dick rides a player on the team to stay relevant and is a big pussy.

Tony begs to play 2k with his friends but he cannot play defense.

by Nickplays2k June 21, 2016

tony gillman

a name for a geometry teacher who hates all students. often times calls students "mindless peasants". most of the time teaches way too fast for any student to understand.

Omg, don't be a tony gillman!

by finmtaf June 12, 2016

toni bell

Toni Bell is a gorgeous, African American, singer, dancer, gymnast, baller, and musician, who doesn't take anyone's bull crap and will stick up for herself and her friends whenever you need her.

Wow! She's awesome, that must be Toni Bell

by foodloverforever May 30, 2016

horny tony

A pretty horny guy.

Dustin can't keep his hands to himself; he's being such a horny tony.

by MegagnH October 6, 2016