Meat Polo

A male or female anus

SHE finally let me invade HER 'meat polo' the other night.
HE finally let me invade HIS 'meat polo' the other night.

by TIM MORRIS December 13, 2008

Meat Curtains

pussy lips

I fucked the lining out of her Meat Curtains last night!

by easy ed December 18, 2002

Meat Stick

A man's penis

'My god he had the meatiest meat stick I ever did see.'

by Roule Duke October 9, 2011

Meat Hook

This is what a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a Dick Skinner or Crum Snatcher.

Get your nasty little meat hook off that pie, you fat tub of lard!

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Meat Cookie

1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.

2. Slang for Animal Cracker.

"Meat Cookies are best served with melted cheese."

"That Meat Cookie was in the shape of a camel."

by Urban Philosopher November 23, 2009

Meat Gazer

glancing a few extra seconds or even minutes at a man's crotch

my mom is the biggest meat gazer to all of my friends...

by caliash December 3, 2009

Meat Machete

Another term for the male sexual organ when it is utilized on a female that lets herself go and isn't neat and clean in her private area.

At the end of Bill's first date, he and Mary decided to get busy. Much to his surprise Mary didn't keep herself shaved in her private area so he had to use his meat machete to carve through the jungle of love.

by Bobby-Bob August 12, 2008